Polymath; in the sense that I have more than one profession, musician, author, and art video creator for classical music, I love what I do and I love life. Do sample by clicking on the links below! The first button is to my personal website and blogs. Then my professional streaming account with Amazon Music followed by my E-shop.

• Having spent many years as a linguist and language consultant, EFL teacher and translator I'm always on the hunt for new work online. 
• I've worked and studied in Kassel, Hessen, and Wuppertal and Cologne in Germany North-Rhein-Westphalia.
•  I lived in a German speaking student flat for 6 years  enjoying a full immersion bilingual education so it comes as natural that I speak German to native. 
• Language teaching and translation wise I have worked for some global players as a freelancer.
•  I studied  music at Cologne Conservatoire and  German at the University of Cologne  enjoying a lavish traditional student lifestyle there. 
• This cultural exchange was a major part of my life and the major source my life writing so far and you can rest assured no one speaks it better orally with a native speaker equivalency certificate form the Goethe Institute in Göttingen with 95%

Ditsy, bright, and beautiful

All girlfriends short and tall,

Ditsy, wise, and wonderful, 

The Lord God made them all!

He gave them sexy makeup,

He gave their tampons wings.

He gave them mighty handbags, 

To beat us at bloody-minded things!

Ditsy, bright, and beautiful

All girlfriends short and tall,

Ditsy, wise and wonderful, 

The Lord God made them all!

Combined anthology of all 415 poems so far

 coming out in approx. 1 year!